Recently, I had lunch at my yacht club and I was delighted to find a new range of pizzas named after members’ boats. One was named after Arriba, so I decided to celebrate with a little poem, “Boats and Pizza”:
A boat has a hull that floats.
A pizza, a base that bloats.
A boat keeps you from sinking.
A pizza, from shrinking.
A boat is made to navigate.
A pizza, to serve on a plate.
A boat is enjoyed by sea.
A pizza is best spicy.
A boat can cruise or race.
A pizza, ooze all over your face.
A boat goes with a sail.
A pizza, with an ale.
A boat plies on the seas.
A pizza piles on the cheese.
A boat turns with a wheel.
A pizza, with a peel.
A boat is best when a yacht.
A pizza, when hot.
A boat in the water is happy.
A watery pizza is crappy.
A boat conveys us to safety.
A pizza, to satiety.
A boat leaves a wake.
A pizza, you bake.
Sometimes,
on a boat!
OVER.
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